Fly our tireless hero past an inexplicably never-ending array of pipes while picking up magical yet meaningless candy.
Why? Because, surprisingly, its really fun! And funny! And it will remind you of some other games the whole world loves but we dont want to mention because, you know, lawyers. Just give it a try and see.
Brought to you, with tongue firmly in cheek, by Danke Games.
This app was not created, nor endorsed, by the creators of Flappy Bird, Clash of Clans or Candy Crush Saga.